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We believe in celebrating our truths here. We'll bet you know exactly who needs this!
7 inch tall trophy features gold figure and says "TOO GAY TO FUNCTION" on placard
Due to COVID-19, all shipping carriers are experiencing service delays. We cannot guarantee any order by any specific date at until further notice.
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Items marked Made to Order are made after your your purchase. We do not carry inventory of these products, only the supplies to make them. Due to the volume of orders we receive, and our small team, our production time ranges from 2-6 weeks.
When ordered with made to order items, ready to ship items will ship together with the rest of your order. When ordered on their own, will ship within 2-3 business days.
Almost all of our pieces are made to measure, and many cannot be resized. It's extremely important that you provide accurate measurements to within 1/2".